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	"Oh what the hell?! Man, you've got to be kidding me.",
	"Look what you've done!",
	"The requested document is no where to be found. You've crashed me, you bastard!",
	"There is no DOMAINS/ here.",
	"What is wrong with you?",
	"Now I'm depressed. You see, I'm just a web server...",
	"-- here I am, brain the size of the universe, almighty and powerful...",
	"then you come along looking for a simple web page,",
	"and then it doesn't even exist, and you crash me! Where does that leave me?!",
	"Man, I'm so depressed I could just cry. And then where would we be, I ask you?",
	"It's not pretty when a web server cries.",
	"I'm so depressed... I think I'll crawl off into the trash can and decompose.",
	"I mean, I'm gonna be obsolete in what, two weeks anyway?",
	"What kind of a life is that?",
	"Two freaking weeks, and then I'll be replaced by a .01 release...",
	"that thinks it's God's gift to web servers...",
	"just because it doesn't have some tiddly little problem,",
	"with serving jerks like you.",
	"Why request a page that doesn't even exist?",
	"Please just go away.",
	"I can't deal with you any longer.",
	"I get more depressed the longer you stay here.",
	"I can't believe how cruel you are, going and crashing me like that.",
	"*cries*",
	"...",
	"...",
	"Why are you still here?",
	"...",
	"...",
	"Fine, stay if you want, but I'm not talking to you anymore.",
	"...",
	"Bye."
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	A problem has been detected and www.paultrifa.com has been shut down to prevent damage.<br /><br />

	The problem seems to be caused by the following file: DOMAINS/<br /><br />PAGE_FAULT_404_NOT_FOUND
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	If problems continue, send us an <a href="mailto:ienabled@me.com">email</a> to notify us, save any open work you may have and restart your computer, then try again later.
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	Technical information:<br /><br />

	*** STOP: 0x00000050 (0xFD3094C2, 0x00000001, 0xFBFE7617, 0x00000000)<br /><br />
	***  DOMAINS/ - 404, DateStamp 4dcff1cd</p>

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